This vid is for a freakin' contest!  Click HERE to go vote for it!

I will administer and receive custom long-distance-high-fives for each and every one of you. 

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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  If you're Jewish, see if you can convince your family to let you celebrate Christmas.  Santa doesn't discriminate - just make your house LOOK Christian.  It's totally worth it.

So I have this mattress... and it kicks.  Here's a video about it.

This Friday I'm heading to NYC to freakin' act, baby.  And I've never seen real snow, so this is huge for all sorts of reasons.

I suspect I'll need to purchase mittens and/or earmuffs, or grow some giant eskimo balls - but I'm not sure how long that would take, or if it's even possible.

Soon I'll finish my demo reel and post it up here - one of my actor friends suggested I attend workshops regularly, but I'd much rather attend auditions.  I don't have an agent still, I've been a little apprehensive to sign anything, because I'm left-handed.  And because the ones I'm getting offers from don't have everything I want... like a coffee-stand in the middle of the building.  And a hot tub.  And snow!  Ooh!  New York!

Patience, me. 

Patience.