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FALCOR the URiNATOR's CHRISTMAS GREETING HOLIDAY!
Wednesday, December 24th at 5AM
Posted in news by Toby

This vid is for a freakin' contest!  Click HERE to go vote for it!



I will administer and receive custom long-distance-high-fives for each and every one of you. 

Plus - buy a FALCOR shirt for $13 with the coupon code TOBYTWOBUCKS !  http://www.districtlines.com/toby-turner

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  If you're Jewish, see if you can convince your family to let you celebrate Christmas.  Santa doesn't discriminate - just make your house LOOK Christian.  It's totally worth it.

The Tale of the Two-Sided Pillowtop
Saturday, December 20th at 5AM
Posted in news by Toby

So I have this mattress... and it kicks.  Here's a video about it.

 

NYC on Friday!
Tuesday, December 2nd at 5AM
Posted in news by Toby

This Friday I'm heading to NYC to freakin' act, baby.  And I've never seen real snow, so this is huge for all sorts of reasons.

I suspect I'll need to purchase mittens and/or earmuffs, or grow some giant eskimo balls - but I'm not sure how long that would take, or if it's even possible.

Soon I'll finish my demo reel and post it up here - one of my actor friends suggested I attend workshops regularly, but I'd much rather attend auditions.  I don't have an agent still, I've been a little apprehensive to sign anything, because I'm left-handed.  And because the ones I'm getting offers from don't have everything I want... like a coffee-stand in the middle of the building.  And a hot tub.  And snow!  Ooh!  New York!

Patience, me. 

Patience.