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If you haven't seen Stranger Things yet, it's an HD Sci-Fi podcast that a friend of mine, Earl Newton, creates. It was recently syndicated by Illusion Networks to millions and billions of homes, which is great for me, cause... I'm in the first two episodes.  Bam!

Wired mentioned the series whilst speaking of another Internet Sci-Fi show, Sanctuary, that is making its way to TV. This is what Wired freakin' said:

"It was a risky move, but it paid off, and when Sanctuary debuts Friday night debut on Sci Fi, the show will join the growing ranks of web-to-TV success stories like Fat Guy Stuck in Internet, Venus Rises and Stranger Things." 

Hot.

Check out the article here.

Check out Stranger Things!:

This is one I was in.  Check out that one loft that grew its way onto my forehead.  Well done, loft.  Too bad I had to replace you...

Here's a conversation between me and your mom in 13th century England.
I transcribed it a few years ago for poetry class, and just stumbled upon it again.
Your mom's words are italicized, because she talks slanted - as you already know.

(B-T-W, XS is a club in Gainesville)

Tally Ho!

Why didns't thee come to ye olde club XS?
Thou missed a good show of me shaking mine ass.

‘Twas a school night, good miss, I shall go to-morrow,
though missing this shakery fills me with great sorrow.

Alas, ‘tis so grievous; I go once a week,
for shaking so nobly makes mine butt too weak.

Mayhaps ‘tis better, for I hold little doubt,
if your shaking I'd seen, I'd have passéd out.

Passed out, you claim? But from what, I dare ask!
From chugging thy amontillado cask?

Nay, my lady, ‘tis simple and plain,
I’d sleep from lack of blood to me brain.

But Sire, to whither could the blood have run
that would lay thee down at the shake of me buns?

Madam I must tell you, though I’m just a cracker,
my blood would retreat to my big tally whacker.

Love,

Toby

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I made a video that has a hip, hot, sleek, sexy t-shirt design in it, and I utilize the end of the video to say "Here is a shirt!  Purchase it!"  PLUS - my mom's in the video.  You're welcome. 

She is growing quite the fanclub - which is fine.  I'm not even jealous.  Really.  I'm not.  Of course, if her fanclub size begins to rival my own, we will have to start putting them down, forcibly.

I was thinking about posting the vid and just selling the shirt through Printfection... but then I looked at my Printfection store again.  I noticed my shirts were now $25, instead of $19.99, and I hadn't touched the prices.

Alarm bells should've rang when my weekly revenue dropped to below a million.  And they did.  But I just hit snooze every 15 minutes for the past 3 months.

http://blog.printfection.com/printfection/2008/06/price-increase.html

Dark shirts went up $5!

Here's what I'ma do.  I'll have a new page for the store section with PayPal/Google Checkout purchase buttons for the t-shirts.  Then I'll pick some designs, probably just in one color per design, and order them.

Do you know of any excellent online shirt-printers?

As far as designs, what do you dig?

I really like the 5K337 one from AiPhone.  HA!  Just googled 5K337 for fun... and this came up:

Represent, tvmastermandude.  I just noticed "jizz" is in the tags.  What have I done...

I also like my shirt that says "SKEET FOR JUDGE."  I don't know if you noticed me wearing it in anything, but I wear it like once a week.  And there is an awesome, awesome tale behind it.  After I tell the story, I'll probably post that in the store.

Maybe that's too many shirts related to skeet.  Pish posh.  Osh kosh bigosh.

I must also have a Vitruvian man dingy-dong shirt, or at least hat.  Maybe a small logo in the pocket region of shirt?

I also love the GW BUSH/GI JOE parody shirt, but the time for that might have passed.  I'll think about it. 

I like the fob song shirt too, but I haven't even made a music vid for that yet!  The time is nigh.

Then, there's this new mysterious blue shirt that will kick.  The time is also nigh.  The time is extremely, very nigh, and it's nigh getting on my nerves.

I must also get on iTunes!  Nigh!

It is begun.

I finally started filming the music video for There's a Floppy Disc on the Floor (a song you haven't even heard yet). 

Technically, I haven't even finished recording the song.  But c'mon, what is 'finished' anyway?  Just a bunch of letters that a foreigner wouldn't understand.  Just like, "fibbly doo," or, "War on Terror."

My mom's in this one too, and better than ever.  Wow... she's been in Falcor AND Everyday the Wii is Gone.  She's a soldier.  She should have a bullet-sash.  Or maybe a bullet-messenger bag.  And it should be filled with millions of dollars.  Then I'd smoothly empty its contents into my bank account.  THEN, I would invest it - in online poker.  Or I would give it to the Joker, so he could burn it in a warehouse.  Either way, it would soon be gone.

Where am I?