I will administer and receive custom long-distance-high-fives for each and every one of you. 

Plus - buy a FALCOR shirt for $13 with the coupon code TOBYTWOBUCKS !  http://www.districtlines.com/toby-turner

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  If you're Jewish, see if you can convince your family to let you celebrate Christmas.  Santa doesn't discriminate - just make your house LOOK Christian.  It's totally worth it.

I suspect I'll need to purchase mittens and/or earmuffs, or grow some giant eskimo balls - but I'm not sure how long that would take, or if it's even possible.

Soon I'll finish my demo reel and post it up here - one of my actor friends suggested I attend workshops regularly, but I'd much rather attend auditions.  I don't have an agent still, I've been a little apprehensive to sign anything, because I'm left-handed.  And because the ones I'm getting offers from don't have everything I want... like a coffee-stand in the middle of the building.  And a hot tub.  And snow!  Ooh!  New York!

Patience, me. 

Patience.

Message me if I left you out - I am mad-tired.  Basically overnight, tons of awesome pictures sprung out of the diligence of the BlogTV viewers!

LOOK AT THE AWESOME!  Me+Diablo 3... I think I'ma have a palpitation...  Thanks Razberi!

To see more pics, go to the Photos section, or my Flickr account!  Or watch the header - 2 new ones should cycle!

Someone told how to say "Toby is awesome" in Japanese -

Apparently it sounds like "To-Bi-Wa-Su-Go-I." At least I think it means "Toby is awesome"... It probably means something like "Toby is a big fan of the dong."

Here's the BlogTV recording (it's a 10 minute vid, but the japanese part starts right at the beginning!).

TOBY WAS SU GO I!

I was like "There should be some Raiden pic that is associated with this."  And tehskazz freakin' made this happen.

I look perturbed.  This would be a cool shirt... with the Threshold effect (like the F**K SHUT UP design from the Toby's Theme Vid) - and then the Japanese symbols under it.  A sweet sweet inside joke shirt.

SPEAKING OF SHIRTS!  5K337, Skeet for Judge, and the Floppy Ninja Disk Star shirt are all for sale at http://www.districtlines.com/toby-turner !  They're on sale for now - dooo ittt!  They'll ship around Dec 1st.

I leave you with one more pic, from tehskazz.  He titled it... "Epic."  Truer word was never spoken.

Well, folks.  Thanks for making the Internet awesome.

TOBY

Check out a freakin' sweet one JNFR made -

If you're Photoshop (or 'photo' something else, or something else 'shop', or something else something else) savvy, and you want to change the world for the better, take out the green and put me places!  The pics have to be 900x340 - but feel free to make em larger and I'll crop em/post them places in their full form (like the one above, created by JNFR - a shining legendary hero).

Here are the pictures that you can freakin' edit!

To see the blown up versions - go to the Photos section (click Photos on the navbar) and click em.  To download the full high-res images, here's the equation.  Starting with the top left one, they are numbered 1-10.  Good so far?  No?  Re-read it.

Type in http://www.tobyturner.com/static/images/greenscreen/greenscreen#.jpg , where # = the number. 

Type tha shi, and then right click and save as. 

Here's an example - to get the awesome evil pointy one from the pic JNFR made - this would be the link:

http://www.tobyturner.com/static/images/greenscreen/greenscreen9.jpg

If any of them don't work - lemme know!

When it loads, right click it, save it, then throw it into Photoshop.  Try not to make the image smaller before you edit it (or it'll lose resolution).  You can just drag the file directly into your photoshop and it'll make a new img with the same dimensions, then you can go to Image/Canvas Size and make it at least 900x340.  Don't change the Image Size, just the canvas, that way you can have the same sized Toby in a smaller space. Just like solitary confinement!  Yay!

When you're done, send em to greenscreen@tobyturner.com !!!!

Sincerely Word,

Toby Turner (T-Money Turntables)

Click HERE to watch the episode on The Stream!

What have I done...

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If you haven't seen Stranger Things yet, it's an HD Sci-Fi podcast that a friend of mine, Earl Newton, creates. It was recently syndicated by Illusion Networks to millions and billions of homes, which is great for me, cause... I'm in the first two episodes.  Bam!

Wired mentioned the series whilst speaking of another Internet Sci-Fi show, Sanctuary, that is making its way to TV. This is what Wired freakin' said:

"It was a risky move, but it paid off, and when Sanctuary debuts Friday night debut on Sci Fi, the show will join the growing ranks of web-to-TV success stories like Fat Guy Stuck in Internet, Venus Rises and Stranger Things." 

Hot.

Check out the article here.

Check out Stranger Things!:

This is one I was in.  Check out that one loft that grew its way onto my forehead.  Well done, loft.  Too bad I had to replace you...

(B-T-W, XS is a club in Gainesville)

Tally Ho!

Why didns't thee come to ye olde club XS?
Thou missed a good show of me shaking mine ass.

‘Twas a school night, good miss, I shall go to-morrow,
though missing this shakery fills me with great sorrow.

Alas, ‘tis so grievous; I go once a week,
for shaking so nobly makes mine butt too weak.

Mayhaps ‘tis better, for I hold little doubt,
if your shaking I'd seen, I'd have passéd out.

Passed out, you claim? But from what, I dare ask!
From chugging thy amontillado cask?

Nay, my lady, ‘tis simple and plain,
I’d sleep from lack of blood to me brain.

But Sire, to whither could the blood have run
that would lay thee down at the shake of me buns?

Madam I must tell you, though I’m just a cracker,
my blood would retreat to my big tally whacker.

Love,

Toby

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She is growing quite the fanclub - which is fine.  I'm not even jealous.  Really.  I'm not.  Of course, if her fanclub size begins to rival my own, we will have to start putting them down, forcibly.

I was thinking about posting the vid and just selling the shirt through Printfection... but then I looked at my Printfection store again.  I noticed my shirts were now $25, instead of $19.99, and I hadn't touched the prices.

Alarm bells should've rang when my weekly revenue dropped to below a million.  And they did.  But I just hit snooze every 15 minutes for the past 3 months.

http://blog.printfection.com/printfection/2008/06/price-increase.html

Dark shirts went up $5!

Here's what I'ma do.  I'll have a new page for the store section with PayPal/Google Checkout purchase buttons for the t-shirts.  Then I'll pick some designs, probably just in one color per design, and order them.

Do you know of any excellent online shirt-printers?

As far as designs, what do you dig?

I really like the 5K337 one from AiPhone.  HA!  Just googled 5K337 for fun... and this came up:

Represent, tvmastermandude.  I just noticed "jizz" is in the tags.  What have I done...

I also like my shirt that says "SKEET FOR JUDGE."  I don't know if you noticed me wearing it in anything, but I wear it like once a week.  And there is an awesome, awesome tale behind it.  After I tell the story, I'll probably post that in the store.

Maybe that's too many shirts related to skeet.  Pish posh.  Osh kosh bigosh.

I must also have a Vitruvian man dingy-dong shirt, or at least hat.  Maybe a small logo in the pocket region of shirt?

I also love the GW BUSH/GI JOE parody shirt, but the time for that might have passed.  I'll think about it. 

I like the fob song shirt too, but I haven't even made a music vid for that yet!  The time is nigh.

Then, there's this new mysterious blue shirt that will kick.  The time is also nigh.  The time is extremely, very nigh, and it's nigh getting on my nerves.

I must also get on iTunes!  Nigh!

I finally started filming the music video for There's a Floppy Disc on the Floor (a song you haven't even heard yet). 

Technically, I haven't even finished recording the song.  But c'mon, what is 'finished' anyway?  Just a bunch of letters that a foreigner wouldn't understand.  Just like, "fibbly doo," or, "War on Terror."

My mom's in this one too, and better than ever.  Wow... she's been in Falcor AND Everyday the Wii is Gone.  She's a soldier.  She should have a bullet-sash.  Or maybe a bullet-messenger bag.  And it should be filled with millions of dollars.  Then I'd smoothly empty its contents into my bank account.  THEN, I would invest it - in online poker.  Or I would give it to the Joker, so he could burn it in a warehouse.  Either way, it would soon be gone.

Where am I?